Well, there are two guards who are getting fired within the hour. Someone in a fucking tree should be getting spotted and dealt with regardless of age. The cameras need to be tightened up some, too; he'll talk to Mrs Chandler about that.

Peter will look at this as part one of a security test. A very useful part one.

"What does a smart kid like you want with Cal, anyway?" He doesn't trouble to keep his voice down in case Cal can hear. "Are you gay? Because in that case, you're wasting your time."

On the off chance that Cal might ever have been willing to explore that, finding out what he's what turns his pervert uncle's crank has traumatized him out of it for at least the next decade.

(Peter knows all the Chandlers' secrets.)