Cal thinks about this for a second. This particular funeral is going to have some fairly unique complications. Though it won't get as difficult as his father's funeral had if -

"You might wanna go with cremation," he says. "Lot easier to fake a body that way."

His father's had been open casket, complete with glamored mystery corpse. They'd worried the whole thing that something would go wrong, but what else could they do for a Chandler's funeral?