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Thoughtfully: "No?"

"No." Cal's voice is still flat. His eyes are fixed on the road and his expression is blank in a way it hasn't been since before the change. "I'd rather just think about it like you died. Less depressing."

"All right."

"Good," Cal says. "Because basically it's the same difference."

Sherlock refrains from arguing the point.

"I don't care if you think so or not," Cal says, when the silence has gone long enough to make it obvious what Sherlock isn't saying. "You can't tell. You're too close. I can see the differences. You're not the same person any more than I'm the same as I was before."

"I know precisely what the differences are between myself and that charming fellow back at the house," he murmurs. "I do remember being someone not unlike him."

"So," Cal says. "Same difference. You-with-a-soul is not going to be you, and I don't feel like watching him try."

There's a brief pause before he adds,

"That would just be embarrassing for everyone."

"You know," he remarks, "you're such fun sometimes I find myself making the unforgivable mistake of forgetting you haven't known me since May. I can be whoever the hell I feel like, with a soul or without it. Me—Tony—my better half—Howard fucking Stark if the mood takes me. It's all of a piece."

"Yeah?" Cal says. "Is you-with-a-soul gonna wanna come back and kill dinner with me sometime?"

"In a city this size, having seen the things I've seen, I am quite sure that with minimal effort he could find someone he would not be ashamed of killing. Though you've no idea how it tempts me to lie and say of course he wouldn't."

"Right."

Sorry, Sherlock, Cal's not buying what you're trying to sell.

"And now we have come full circle," he says with bitter irony; "I am contemplating not killing anyone to spite you."

Cal rolls his eyes.

"Yeah, that'd really show me," he says.

"You're not required to understand."

Cal flicks him a derisive glance.

"Then what's the point? If the person you're spiting doesn't get it, you're not doing a very good job."

"Then I will explain," he says, looking back at Cal with very nearly no expression whatsoever.

"If the only thing you value in me is my taste for murder, I am wrong in calling you a friend."

Cal - doesn't stare at him, because crashing the car would be a pain in the ass. But he would if he could.

"I'm pretty sure I'm not the one who doesn't get it," he says after a few seconds.

Softly: "No? Then enlighten me."

"Are you gonna take everything I say as literally as you possibly can?" Cal asks first. "Because that'll get old really fast."

"No."

"Good," Cal says. "Because if you think it's actually just about murder, you're a moron."

Just so they're clear.

"No," he repeats. "I don't."

"Good," Cal says again. "Then don't act like it is."

"I'm sorry."