Sunnydale AU: let's try that again

[americas_son]

The Milliways vacation was, Cal thinks, exactly what they all needed. He definitely came home to discover that things seemed a lot more manageable than they had before he left for New York, and not just because Obadiah Stane will officially never be his damn problem again.

(Peter, he knows, suspects that something happened while Cal was away, but Cal calmly ignores his less-than-subtle hints for an explanation. What would he even tell Peter?

Although he does kind of love imagining the look on Peter's face if he found out exactly how far Cal was out of his reach, and for how long.)

There's more time for life beyond the household now, and so it is that Cal is resuming something resembling regular visits to the Stark residence once more.

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[toblameforit]

"You guys are hilarious," Tony comments. "It's like you're having two completely different conversations."

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

"I'm having the one that makes sense," Cal says. "I don't know what Sherlock's doing."

Enjoying the sound of his own voice, presumably.

[toblameforit]

"Nope, I'm gonna have to go with Sherry on this one."

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, 'cause you live with him."

Sherlock probably knows a hundred different ways to kill a person in his sleep. And way, way more than a hundred of just generally making his life annoying. So clearly Tony is just being practical.

[if_inconvenient]

"Oh, believe me, when he thinks I am wrong he says so. At great length."

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

"Now you're just ganging up on me."

He doesn't sound hugely upset about this.

[toblameforit]

Tony snickers.

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

"I'm just saying," Cal - uh, says.

[toblameforit]

"Yeah, I noticed."

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

Cal gives him an innocent and mildly put-upon look.

[toblameforit]

Tony glances to the side, catches it, and snorts.

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

The look stays.

(Though it takes a certain amount of effort.)

Cal's friends are so mean to him.

[toblameforit]

"Quit looking innocent, you're not fooling anybody."

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

Cal manages to hold it for a few more seconds before it starts to dissolve.

He gives up and laughs.

[toblameforit]

He grins. "See, that's more like it."

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

"You guys are the worst," Cal decides.

Or possibly the best, though saying that out loud would, in Cal's considered opinion, be way too gay.

[if_inconvenient]

"Are you quite sure that's the word you were looking for?"

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

"Yes," Cal says. With great surety. "The very worst."

[toblameforit]

"Liar."

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

"Isn't that what I keep telling you?"

Seriously, Tony. Keep up.

[toblameforit]

"And you make no sense."

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

"I don't have to make sense."

Now Cal is speaking with great patience.

"I just have to stick to the same story."

Which is, apparently, that he is a liar.

[toblameforit]

"The story that makes no sense."

[americas-son.livejournal.com]

"Stick to it long enough and eventually you'll confuse people into giving up."

It's a strategy.

[toblameforit]

"...Plus, you were saying earlier that you're the one who was making sense, and now you're giving that up. So I mean, if you're gonna stick to your guns, stick to your guns, man."